I am mildly concerned about the vast array of supernatural creatures in Beth’s tea
“Nothing but tea” with added extra fairies apparently
I am a potato in a field of flowers.
these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?
this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).
The more you know.
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
oh lord this needs to actually be a thing
I want to believe you… But you’ve used that against me this whole time.
"Four, five, six…subtle, guys. Real subtle."
"Are you shitting me? Covert ops, my Irish grandmother. This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."
"Really? With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad? I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."